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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit